Elspeth dusts the room the table
I stand still behind the door
I know Elspeth’s dusting all the same
’cause that’s what I pay her for

I’m a singer – sing for money
and while I’m whistling down the hall
Elspeth sings along so happy I will pay her
’cause after all that’s what she dusts the table for

Hallelujah! Let the neighbours talk!